Housewarming

I bought a (town)house!

Ain’t that a thing!

You’re invited to come help me warm the house, whatever that means. Doing an open-house kind of affair, so come on by:

May 23rd, 12-6ish

404 NE 71st St., Vancouver, Washington

There’ll be some snacks and (soft) drinks provided, but feel free to BYOB – just BYO Designated Driver, too, if necessary.

Parking

… is pretty limited in the actual neighborhood. I’d recommend putting in Billy Blues Bar & Grill and using their parking lot.

(Unless Billy Blues asks, in which case, who is this?)

Park there, and then it’s a quick little walk around – cut through the barkdust and you’ll be right at the front door.

Gifts

I was going to say “no, no, please don’t” but I’ve been overruled by my dear sister:

Screenshot of an iMessage from my sister. It reads: For your housewarming we should do a surprise decor thing instead of like a stock the bar type party? Everyone should bring some sort of decor and leave it there maybe we even secretly put it up and then your home will have so many things!!! And anything you really hate we can just then leave at (redacted)'s house and make it their problem 🏡☀️🎉

So, uh. Do that, I guess?

(Please don’t actually secretly hang things up, I just did so much wall-painting.)

RSVP

I dunno, it’s an open house, does it really matter? If you feel a deep need to RSVP, just text me, that’s almost certainly how I sent you this page in the first place.